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Dear Capitalism Hoodie – Soft Rebellion Club™ Mixtape Edition

$49.99
Colors: Black
Sizes: S
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30 days return policy.
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About the product

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a resignation letter you can wear. Whether you’re burned out, spiritually unemployed, or just emotionally downsizing, this is your official merch for leaving grind culture on read.

Front Design:
Features a bold cassette graphic stamped with the breakup line heard 'round the conference room:
“Dear Capitalism. We’re Breaking Up.”
Perfect for silently announcing your boundaries at the grocery store, coworking space, or toxic family reunion.

Back Design:
A discreet QR code beneath a second cassette (labeled “With Capitalism”) links to:

  • Your post-capitalist breakup playlist

  • The thank-you note you write when you finally stop people-pleasing for PTO. 

  • A soft invitation to join the Soft Rebellion Club™

Fit:
Comfy enough to cry in, bold enough to quit in. Oversized for the emotional baggage.

Available in limited edition colors to match your mood: rage, rest, or radiant.

🧵 Product Details:
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² | 271 g/m²) for the cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie

  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester

  • Classic fit with spacious kangaroo pocket

  • Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort

  • Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood

  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton

  • OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for low environmental impact

  • Heather Sport blends: 60% polyester / 40% cotton

  • Gildan 18500

50% cotton, 50% polyester

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Made from specially spun fibers that make for a very strong, smooth fabric which is perfect for printing. Polyester fibers are extremely resilient, resistant to most chemicals, stretching, and shrinking. Heather Sport colors are 40% Cotton, 60% Polyester

Without side seams

Without side seams

Knitted in one piece using a tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive

Drawstring hood

Drawstring hood

Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord

Spacious pockets

Spacious pockets

Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

DTF sleeve and wrist prints

The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever, as well as the wrist prints by Fulfill Engine, are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method.

Embroidery

Embroidery

Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

Country of origin

Country of origin

Made in Bangladesh

DTF inner neck labels

DTF inner neck labels

The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.

Drycleaning WashingBleachingDryingIroning

Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.

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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.

We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.

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