
This isn’t just a beanie. It’s a vibe check for your forehead.
Whether you’re clocking out mentally or just trying to keep your third eye warm, this embroidered beanie says everything you’re too burned out to repeat in Slack. It’s quiet rebellion. It’s cozy resistance. It’s your “please don’t CC me” energy in hat form.
Ultra-soft, snug-fit knit for post-resignation comfort
Embroidered Soft Rebellion Club™ seal — subtle, subversive, stitched with feelings
Available in Burnout Black, Out-of-Office Gray, and Grounded Green
One size fits all ex-team players
This hat is for the emotionally over it.
For the ones who spiraled, bounced back, and chose softness with teeth.
You're not just buying a beanie.
You’re buying a mood. A manifesto.
A forehead-first middle finger to burnout.
✌️ Welcome to the rebellion.
Product Details:
Breathable
Breathable construction that makes for a comfortable wearing experience
One size
All beanies are made to comfortably match most head sizes
60% cotton, 40% acrylic
Breathable cotton blend: Form-fitting shape: One size fits most
Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush..
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